I suck at titles

Jul 28

Sherlock Holmes + Inebriation

Jul 28

schreibaby-of-the-skies:

Angelica summing up what having responsibilities really means.

Jul 28

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

Jul 28

Anonymous said: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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Jul 28
dreamney:

keumza:

tattoo

oOOoOOoooOOoohhh shit.

dreamney:

keumza:

tattoo

oOOoOOoooOOoohhh shit.

Jul 28

The ending of the 2nd movie was awesome with you flying off and cause some damage. (x)

Jul 28
wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

wetmyplants:

Oops silly potato

Jul 28

konpozaa:

remifura:

why is it that in movies theres a group of straight ppl and then ONE gay person like what kind of homosexual would join an entire pack of heteros on their own who the sweet hell does that 

we are infiltrating and sending a constant stream of data to the Mothergay

Jul 28

wifikings:

nvxus:

wifikings:

What if Peter Pan was just an asshole, and had kids jump out of windows, making Neverland a coma dream?

Peter Pan originally was an angel of death that held kid’s hands when on their way to heaven (Neverland). That’s why they never grew up. All those kids were dead.

my childhood….gone…..image

Jul 28
buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.
I FUCKED UP SO BAD

buttyflam:

I WAS TRYING TO TYPE “SORE MUSCLES” BUT I FUCKED UP.

I FUCKED UP SO BAD

Jul 28

gaydirectioner:

Freshman year:

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Senior Year:

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Jul 28
xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

xbean:

ablogfortwolovers:

WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE

Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.

Jul 28

dopamine-addiction:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

Parenting done right

Jul 28

sherralotz:

Fave Films: Airplane! (1980)

Jul 28

the-listening:

coopthefall:

phyerfly:

holmesiswheretheheartis:

Call Me Maybe came out 2 years ago

2 years ago

has anyone called her yet?

maybe

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